|*me when bored*|
|me:||mom you need anything?|
|*me on the laptop*|
|mom:||can you come help me?|
trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room
You never get over it. But you get to where it doesn’t bother you so much.
(Source: , via writtenpolaroid)
What if I never fall in love again? I’m scared that it will just be you, while you’re off falling in love with her, slowly forgetting how it felt, to love me.
I don’t get these posts that go like “part of me wants to be a hot girl at the bar and the other part of me wants to read and sip tea in a bookstore”
like you can wear red lipstick and a leather jacket and sip tea and dance in the rain and go to the gym and curl up in bed and get turnt the fuck up and go to church
you can literally have it all sis
the world is yours
This is the most inspiring thing I have ever read
ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog
I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.
i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy”
it’s in words